Slumdogs, Lapdogs and Bitches

So I was just thinking...

The dog is a loyal animal, right? You call it, it comes. Some folks have a dog that will bring their slippers. There is that dog that sat outside Shibuya station in Tokyo for like nine years or something waiting for his master to return and he never did. The Japanese loved this story of loyalty so much that they erected a statue in it's honour. That sure is a nice thought. Wouldn't you love to be immortalised like that? You might get a gravestone if your're lucky with a nice epitaph that depicts, in your loved one's words or that of a poem or song,  what they thought represented you well when you were alive. The statue of Hachiko sits outside Shibuya station to this day, waiting for a master that will never return. But that is a heart warming story.

So what stone epitaph awaits the Irish people who re-elected a government that continues to rape the general Irish populace for every cent they have? I would imagine it to be a single frame of a scene in a brothel. Something with the citizen on it's knees or on all fours wearing some kind of sado-masochistic outfit being ravished by a heavy set man, or a woman of equal shape with a strap-on.

A sado-masochist is someone who likes punishment because they think they deserve it. Incidentally, it gives them a sexual kick, just for added bonus if you didn't know. A strap-on is a synthetic penis of varying length, depending on your taste.

So, every day there are job cuts and pay cuts and every time a banker is bailed out, yet somehow takes a pay rise with money you and I have to foot, you, the citizen, is the recipient in the brothel scene. You are their bitch. There is nothing loyal about being f****d over by the very people you voted for. Some day, when the funds dry up, the lapdog will become the bitch. The bitch, inevitably becomes the slumdog. That about sums that up.

Now, generally I am only half-arsed about this kinda thing. I didn't vote for those scumbags and never will. Generally, I am a never say never kinda guy, but I can guarantee that I will almost probably NEVER will vote these guys in for any reason. Imagine democratically electing in someone who will do the most undemocratic thing to you when they get a chance? Well, what government are democratic really, when you think about it. Always utilitarian and always self serving. If you are poor, forget about government. They aren't going to help you at all. Government are not designed for poor or working class people. Always remember, when you're talking about government, you're talking about a pyramid scheme. When the going gets tough, they'll f**k off with your money. I often wonder why some people vote for these f*****s at all.

But enough about that, I mean, it's not like I know anyone who votes people like that in, is it? It's not like any rich bankers might feel a moment of humanity while reading my blog, is it? It's not like it will ever reach the minds of any heartless politician either. But it's not like I should be complacent and sit back watching it all happen without ever doing anything either. It's a shame that the majority of people that oppose this government were once supporters who have become dissatisfied because the tiers are breaking down and they can now see their own exploitation and what they are really like now. It'as also a shame that this fickle majority have goldfish memories. It's a shame that a minority are the ones who won't vote, attend rallys by habit, won't work or just like giving out in general. But the biggest shame is that the main minority never wanted them there in the first place and now have to foot the cost of absolutely everything and listen to and watch all this shit unfold.

Well, you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. You just need a better trainer.

Or at least one with a different training method, maybe.

Irish people have become complacent, begrudging and reluctant by nature since we won our independence from colonisation. Maybe now we might recognise this and do what needs to be done to get these villains out and keep them out. It's not a fair, liberal democracy any more... it's a one sided, self serving, utilitarian shambles.